Sardar landon me

Sardar landon me duble dekar bus me chadha
Conductor ne use uper bheja
Sardar bhaga bhaga niche wapas aaya aur bola Marwayega kya?
Uper to Driver hi nahi hai.

Nakkalon se Savdhan

Nakkalon se Savdhan asli SMS ki pahchan
Hamara har SMS anokha aur aapki mang ke mutabiq naya hota hai
Purane gise pite aur Bajaaru SMS se parhej kijiye.

Bewkoof aur Akalmand

Santa- Bewkoof me aur Akalmand me koi fark nahi hota hai.
Banta- Kaise ?
Santa- Kyuki donno samajhte hai ki wo sab kuch jante hai.

Chotu papa se kahna

Ek sarabi roz Shiv ji ke mandir me jata tha
Ek din pujari ne Shiv ji ki jagah Ganesh ji ki murti rakhi
Sarabi aaya sir teka aur pranam karke bola chotu papa se kahna uncle aaye the

Bhaisahab time kya hua hai

Santa- Bhaisahab time kya hua hai?
Man- 6 PM
Santa- Saala subah se puch raha hu sab alag lag time bata rahe hai.

Ishq farmane ke baad

Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon main
Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad

Badla

Ek fauji ki girlfriend ne usko khat likha ki meri life me naya ladka aa gaya hai tumse accha
Mai uski dulhan banungi tum meri photo wapas kar do

Fauji ne Apne Dosto ki girlfriends ki photo bhej di aur kaha tumhari sakal yaad nahi hai
isme se jo tumhari ho nikal lo

Pari Akash me udti hai

Beta- Maa kya Pari Akash me udti hai?
Maa- haa.
Beta-To humari kaam wali baai kyo nahi udti hai ?
Maa- wo pari nahi hai.
Beta- Par papa to use pari kahte hai!
Maa- To kal subah ud jayegi.

Sardar call customer care

Sardar call customer care
Sardar : sir meri bhains ne mera sim kha liya aur bhag gayi hai
customer care : to mai kya kar sakta hu!
Sardar : ji puchana ye tha ki roming to nahi lagega

NO DISE

Lalu : Kal 3 ghante tak ek angreji (English) film dekha sasura na kauno awaz na kauno foto tha
Rabri : Ka nam tha filam ka ji ?
Lalu : NO DISE INSERTED

I Love You

Girl : Papa ek ladka mujhe hamesha I Love You bolta hai mai bahut pareshan ho gayi hu.
Santa : Beta usse shadi kar lo fir tumhe wo kabhi I Love You nahi bolega.

Discovery wale

Sher sherni ko kiss karne laga
Sherni usko rok ke idhar udhar dekhne lagi
Sher : Kya hua ?
Sherni : Dekh rahi hu kahi Discovery wale to nahi hai na
saale MMS bana dete hai.

Ladki walo ne kaha hai

Sardar apni shadi ke din udas baitha tha
kisi ne pucha kya baat hai?
Sardar : Yaar ladki walo ne kaha hai ki jyada log nahi lana ab pata nahi papa mujhe le jayenge ya nahi.

Mirror

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De

Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme

Mere Hi Chehra Dikha

Apka Chehra Diknewala Nhi Mila

Chain msg

Chain msg by santa - plz iss msg ko itna forward karo ki .........
meri girl friend tak pahuch jaye.............
(jaan)tune sim change karke achha nahi kiya................