Kaal kitne prakar hote hai

Hindi teacher asks santa:
Kaal kitne prakar hote hai?
Santa: 6 prakar k
local call , std call , ISD call , missed call, received call and dailed call.

Difference between

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Common between

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...! !!

Akal bari ki bhains

PROFESSOR: Akal bari ki bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

Gandhi Jayanti

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!