Bewkoof aur Akalmand

Santa- Bewkoof me aur Akalmand me koi fark nahi hota hai.
Banta- Kaise ?
Santa- Kyuki donno samajhte hai ki wo sab kuch jante hai.

Badla

Ek fauji ki girlfriend ne usko khat likha ki meri life me naya ladka aa gaya hai tumse accha
Mai uski dulhan banungi tum meri photo wapas kar do

Fauji ne Apne Dosto ki girlfriends ki photo bhej di aur kaha tumhari sakal yaad nahi hai
isme se jo tumhari ho nikal lo

NO DISE

Lalu : Kal 3 ghante tak ek angreji (English) film dekha sasura na kauno awaz na kauno foto tha
Rabri : Ka nam tha filam ka ji ?
Lalu : NO DISE INSERTED

Discovery wale

Sher sherni ko kiss karne laga
Sherni usko rok ke idhar udhar dekhne lagi
Sher : Kya hua ?
Sherni : Dekh rahi hu kahi Discovery wale to nahi hai na
saale MMS bana dete hai.

Chain msg

Chain msg by santa - plz iss msg ko itna forward karo ki .........
meri girl friend tak pahuch jaye.............
(jaan)tune sim change karke achha nahi kiya................

Bura maan liya

Rose is Lal
Sky is Nila,
Ur brain is like Khali Patila.
Bura maan liya?

O.K

Rose is red
Sky is blue,
I born smart
What d hell happened to u?
Thora sa or bura maan lo!

Agar tera pyaar

Agar tera pyaar pana hai ...

arz farmaiye

agar tera pyaar pana hai ..

to.


mera pyaar screw-driver hai!

lol.. shukriya shukriya

Saala is kal kal ke

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain

Kaal kitne prakar hote hai

Hindi teacher asks santa:
Kaal kitne prakar hote hai?
Santa: 6 prakar k
local call , std call , ISD call , missed call, received call and dailed call.

A girl msgd

A girl msgd hr bfriend-

"If u r sleeping,
send me ur drm"

"If u r crying,
snd me ur tears"

"If u r laughing,
snd me ur smile"

Boy repld- toilet me hun.

Jane anjane me

Jane
anjane
me
agar
HUMNE
aapka
dil
dukhaya
ho,
kabhi
tang
kiya
ho,
galti
ki
ho
uske
liye










jo
aapse
ho
sakta
hai
karlo
Hum
Nahi SUDHRENGE.

Wah Wah

Kabutar ne kr di Burger pe Shit

Wah Wah

Kabutar ne kr di Burger pe Shit

Wah Wah



& U R Still Saying
I'M Loving it!

Difference between

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Life me hamesha

Life me hamesha Haste raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho...
taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye k tum...




" UNMARRIED" ho.

Common between

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...! !!

Salmaan Khan thay

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!

Baap ka naam

CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kyu likh raha hai?SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai

Oxford kya hai

MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi

Bukhaar ho jaata hai

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

Bakri kha gayi

Arz kiya hai:Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle…..….











bakri kha gayi