Bewkoof aur Akalmand

Santa- Bewkoof me aur Akalmand me koi fark nahi hota hai.
Banta- Kaise ?
Santa- Kyuki donno samajhte hai ki wo sab kuch jante hai.

Bhaisahab time kya hua hai

Santa- Bhaisahab time kya hua hai?
Man- 6 PM
Santa- Saala subah se puch raha hu sab alag lag time bata rahe hai.

I Love You

Girl : Papa ek ladka mujhe hamesha I Love You bolta hai mai bahut pareshan ho gayi hu.
Santa : Beta usse shadi kar lo fir tumhe wo kabhi I Love You nahi bolega.

Chain msg

Chain msg by santa - plz iss msg ko itna forward karo ki .........
meri girl friend tak pahuch jaye.............
(jaan)tune sim change karke achha nahi kiya................

Kaal kitne prakar hote hai

Hindi teacher asks santa:
Kaal kitne prakar hote hai?
Santa: 6 prakar k
local call , std call , ISD call , missed call, received call and dailed call.

Ghar nai aa sakta

Santa calls wife:
Ghar nai aa skta,car ka steering,gear sb chori ho gya h.






AFTER
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"Aa raha hoon .Phle galti se peeche wali seat par baith gaya tha"

Biwi ko Talak

Santa:Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?
Sardar:Yaar wo badi character less thi.Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi

Factory ke bahar

Santa to boss:- sir, ab meri shadi ho gayi hai isliye meri pay bara dijiye
Boss:- factory ke bahar hue hadson ke liye factory jimedar nahi hai

Very sweet

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later
Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

Mera toh ho gaya

Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.Banta: Phir kya hua?Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”

Pehle wo Kharch kar

Santa-ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de do
Banta 100 ka Note Dikhate Hue Kya Tumhre Paas 50 he
Bhikari Khushi se-Ji ha
Santa:To Pehle wo Kharch kar

So Jayenge tab

Santa ka Beta-Papa Mujh ko BAAJA dilao
Santa:Nahi tum sab ko tang Karoge
Beta:Nahi Papa Kasam se jab sub so Jayenge tab me Bajaunga

Surprise

Santa ka baap UK se aya
Baap-Teri maa kaha he?
Santa-Vo to mar gayi
Baap-Saale tune muje Bataya Q nahi?
Santa-Mene socha surprise Du.

PHD

Manager: What is ur Qualification?
Santa:I am PHD
Manager:what do u mean by PHD?
Santa:Passed Highschool with Difficulty..

Khushnasib Kaun

Girl-SantaJi Mere 2 Lovers H
Un 2no me se Kis k sath Shadi hogi
Wo Khushnasib Kon Hoga?
Santaji-Pehle Se Shadi Hogi or 2sra Khushnasib hoga.

Marne Ki Kya Baat Thi

Frog:Tumhare Paas Dimag Nhi He
Santa:He
Frog:Nahi He
Santa:He
Frog pani me Kud gaya


Santa:Isme Marne Ki Kya Baat Thi

Badla Lene Ka Tarika

Santa: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena
Wife: Aisa Kyu Kah RaheHo?
santa: Q Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika he

Dimag kharab mat kar

Santa-Beta agar tum fail ho jao to mujhe papa mat kehna
(Some days later)
Papa-Bete result ka kya hua?
Santa-Dimag kharab mat kar "MangiLal