Pari Akash me udti hai

Beta- Maa kya Pari Akash me udti hai?
Maa- haa.
Beta-To humari kaam wali baai kyo nahi udti hai ?
Maa- wo pari nahi hai.
Beta- Par papa to use pari kahte hai!
Maa- To kal subah ud jayegi.

NO DISE

Lalu : Kal 3 ghante tak ek angreji (English) film dekha sasura na kauno awaz na kauno foto tha
Rabri : Ka nam tha filam ka ji ?
Lalu : NO DISE INSERTED

Ghar nai aa sakta

Santa calls wife:
Ghar nai aa skta,car ka steering,gear sb chori ho gya h.






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"Aa raha hoon .Phle galti se peeche wali seat par baith gaya tha"

Biwi ko Talak

Santa:Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?
Sardar:Yaar wo badi character less thi.Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi

Agar main kho gayi to

Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....KHUSH RAHO

Aapka kya iraada hai

Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”

Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”

Laalu & Rabri

Rabri : Ka karat ho?

Laalu : Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!

Rabri : Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.

Laalu : Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

Car ki break

Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?

Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

Majak karne ki aadat

Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.

Begum kyun kehte hai

Two married friends Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman,

Rahul: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai?

Rohan: Kyuki shaadi ke baad uske saare gum husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife begum ho jaati hai…

Badla Lene Ka Tarika

Santa: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena
Wife: Aisa Kyu Kah RaheHo?
santa: Q Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika he