Sardar landon me

Sardar landon me duble dekar bus me chadha
Conductor ne use uper bheja
Sardar bhaga bhaga niche wapas aaya aur bola Marwayega kya?
Uper to Driver hi nahi hai.

Chotu papa se kahna

Ek sarabi roz Shiv ji ke mandir me jata tha
Ek din pujari ne Shiv ji ki jagah Ganesh ji ki murti rakhi
Sarabi aaya sir teka aur pranam karke bola chotu papa se kahna uncle aaye the

Ishq farmane ke baad

Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon main
Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad

Sardar call customer care

Sardar call customer care
Sardar : sir meri bhains ne mera sim kha liya aur bhag gayi hai
customer care : to mai kya kar sakta hu!
Sardar : ji puchana ye tha ki roming to nahi lagega

NO DISE

Lalu : Kal 3 ghante tak ek angreji (English) film dekha sasura na kauno awaz na kauno foto tha
Rabri : Ka nam tha filam ka ji ?
Lalu : NO DISE INSERTED

Discovery wale

Sher sherni ko kiss karne laga
Sherni usko rok ke idhar udhar dekhne lagi
Sher : Kya hua ?
Sherni : Dekh rahi hu kahi Discovery wale to nahi hai na
saale MMS bana dete hai.

Mirror

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De

Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme

Mere Hi Chehra Dikha

Apka Chehra Diknewala Nhi Mila

Saalo ticket hum le

Sardar flite me pilot ka headphone cheenne laga
Pilot - ye kya kar rahe ho ?
Sardar - Saalo ticket hum le aur gaana tum sunoge ?

Agar tera pyaar

Agar tera pyaar pana hai ...

arz farmaiye

agar tera pyaar pana hai ..

to.


mera pyaar screw-driver hai!

lol.. shukriya shukriya

Car se takra k

Car se takra k kabutar Behosh ho gaya.
1 aadmi use ghar le gaya,
Pinzre me rakha
Kabutar ko hosh Aya to bola-
"AAILA JAIL HO GAI,Wo CAR Wala Mar gaya kya..?

Ghar nai aa sakta

Santa calls wife:
Ghar nai aa skta,car ka steering,gear sb chori ho gya h.






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"Aa raha hoon .Phle galti se peeche wali seat par baith gaya tha"

Chor pakadne ki

Chor pakadne ki machine bani
USA me-1 din me 9 pkde gaye
CHINA me-30
UK me-50
or INDIA me-

1 gante me machine chori ho gayi.
EasT or WesT INDIA is d bst.

Calculator

Son: papa, 4+3 kithne hai?
Sardar: ullu ke patthe gadhe idiot naalaayak besharam tujhe kuch nahi aathaa?
Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa..

Liquid state

Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....Audience clapped..
Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.

Slow poison

Munna : Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient : Toh mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai

Operation dobara

Munna: Bolay to apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga.
Patient: Kyun???
Munna: Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga

Fees bahut zyada hai

Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.

Gandhi Jayanti

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Salmaan Khan thay

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!

Baap ka naam

CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kyu likh raha hai?SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai