Pani nahi milaya

Indian ko sarab peeta dekh ek American bola - pani nahi milaya ?
indian - Abe angrej ki aulad hum indian hai humare muh me to sarab dekhte hi paani aa jata hai phir pani milane ka kya kam

Answered from the iron

A guy walks into work, with bandeged ear.
The boss says, "What happened to your ear?"
He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh!
I accidentally answered from the iron."

Bura maan liya

Rose is Lal
Sky is Nila,
Ur brain is like Khali Patila.
Bura maan liya?

O.K

Rose is red
Sky is blue,
I born smart
What d hell happened to u?
Thora sa or bura maan lo!

Agar tera pyaar

Agar tera pyaar pana hai ...

arz farmaiye

agar tera pyaar pana hai ..

to.


mera pyaar screw-driver hai!

lol.. shukriya shukriya

Saala is kal kal ke

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain

Kaun Saala

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

College ki girls

College ki girls ne strike kiya...
Boys ne bhi unka sath diya...

Girls ne zor se kaha
" Hamari maange .... "


Boys ne piche se kaha
"Sindur se bharo" .

Kaal kitne prakar hote hai

Hindi teacher asks santa:
Kaal kitne prakar hote hai?
Santa: 6 prakar k
local call , std call , ISD call , missed call, received call and dailed call.

A girl msgd

A girl msgd hr bfriend-

"If u r sleeping,
send me ur drm"

"If u r crying,
snd me ur tears"

"If u r laughing,
snd me ur smile"

Boy repld- toilet me hun.

Car se takra k

Car se takra k kabutar Behosh ho gaya.
1 aadmi use ghar le gaya,
Pinzre me rakha
Kabutar ko hosh Aya to bola-
"AAILA JAIL HO GAI,Wo CAR Wala Mar gaya kya..?

Jane anjane me

Jane
anjane
me
agar
HUMNE
aapka
dil
dukhaya
ho,
kabhi
tang
kiya
ho,
galti
ki
ho
uske
liye










jo
aapse
ho
sakta
hai
karlo
Hum
Nahi SUDHRENGE.

Wah Wah

Kabutar ne kr di Burger pe Shit

Wah Wah

Kabutar ne kr di Burger pe Shit

Wah Wah



& U R Still Saying
I'M Loving it!

Ghar nai aa sakta

Santa calls wife:
Ghar nai aa skta,car ka steering,gear sb chori ho gya h.






AFTER
5
MINUTES










"Aa raha hoon .Phle galti se peeche wali seat par baith gaya tha"

Chor pakadne ki

Chor pakadne ki machine bani
USA me-1 din me 9 pkde gaye
CHINA me-30
UK me-50
or INDIA me-

1 gante me machine chori ho gayi.
EasT or WesT INDIA is d bst.

Biwi ko Talak

Santa:Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?
Sardar:Yaar wo badi character less thi.Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi